FIRST IMPRESSION
Flash a smile. The tooth-filled facial gap indicates friendliness and that your mouth is free of hidden razors or recording devices that could impede future friendship.
Issue an ultimatum—we will be friends…or else. This will both impress and terrify your new acquaintance.
Rest for a while. Fall asleep at your new friend's feet for at least 30 minutes to show that you don't get hung up on "decorum" or "staying awake."
Scream your name over and over. Then, scream different names so that your new bestie never forgets your ability to scream well.
Test your new friendship by insisting that your new best and only friend live with you in a cave for a year. No matter what they say, go ahead and live with them in a cave for a year.
Issue an ultimatum—we will be friends…or else. This will both impress and terrify your new acquaintance.
Rest for a while. Fall asleep at your new friend's feet for at least 30 minutes to show that you don't get hung up on "decorum" or "staying awake."
Scream your name over and over. Then, scream different names so that your new bestie never forgets your ability to scream well.
Test your new friendship by insisting that your new best and only friend live with you in a cave for a year. No matter what they say, go ahead and live with them in a cave for a year.
haha thought this one was hilarious!
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